Tony “The Face” Costello was and is a freedom fighter, by freedom fighter I mean he’s free to bash or dispose of any Motherfucker that upsets or interferes with any good citizens of the great city of Collingwood. He hates Paedophiles, Drug Pushers and Woman Bashers. He’s never raised a hand to a woman, child, or old person, so if he doesn’t, no one else is going to. His passion in life was and still is, to make sure that every good citizen in Collingwood can walk the streets and feel totally safe. He actually just about dares anyone who wants to try to come into his beloved city and take him on, to do it. Call him eccentric, sure, but the people of Collingwood love him and respect him.
This Biography will take you on his journey. The Face: Part Two: will tell you about his adventures from just before he became the Vice President of the much loved Collingwood City Football Club under the Presidency of the infamous Mark Brandon “Chopper” Read until now. His journey will take you through the streets, alleyways and every scummy fucked up crevice of Collingwood and surrounding suburbs, as Tony “The Face” Costello weeds out and sorts out anybody who messes with his family, and when I say family, I mean every good citizens of Collingwood.
The Face: Part One: will tell you about how he earned his name when he was just an infant, then how his car was set on fire which inflicted many third degree burn scars to his body which eventually led him to having his Face Tattooed. He was actually pleased this happened, for one, he hated that car, and two, he was always going to Tattoo his Face, and this was just more incentive for him to get a move on and do it.
Tony “The Face” stands out like dogs balls, it’s as if he stands there in view of any Wanna Be’s that think they are good enough to take him on, many have tried, most have failed. He may stand out, but he’s like a Phantom, he’ll appear then disappear, then you’ll see the headlines the next day, “Well known Crime Boss and Drug Lord found dead after falling ten stories from the Hoddle Street Commission Flats.”
“TONY “THE FACE” COSTELLO, SUPER HERO, FUCKING LEGEND.
ONE OF GOD’S FAVOURITE ARSEHOLES.”
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